Pardon me?

The US president-for-just-a-little-while-longer, Joe Biden has, incredulously, pardoned his own son. Now, from a certain perspective this does make sense—I have some sympathy for the man, as a father, but as a president with responsibilities beyond the personal, I can conjure not much at all. In fact, I was very tempted to title this piece Joe Biden, you fucking idiot.

Putin's Ukrainian Purgatory

The invasion of the Ukraine has been raging for a year now, and while it’s not looking particularly good for either side, the situation is especially dire for Russia. While the outcome of the war remains difficult to predict (as is typical with armed conflict), one thing can be confidently stated: Russia almost certainly cannot “win”.

Rights, and Righteousness

In what must be some kind of record, the former CEO of the National Australia Bank, Andrew Thorburn, resigned as Chief Executive of the Essendon Football Club after one single day in the role. It makes for an interesting statistic in an industry obsessed with them, but the furore over his appointment revolves around the manner of his departure.

Do Police Dream of Submissive Sheep?

Blade Runner is remarkably insightful in its expression of a simple idea: that empathy—the ability to put one’s self in the shoes of another—is somehow fundamental to what it is that makes us human. Any animal can dominate others, any animal can engineer a measure of order and habit and hierarchy. These are not higher-order mechanisms. But empathic responses? That is a rarer thing.

The Shopper's Dilemma

The classical Prisoner’s Dilemma creates a perverse incentive for the hypothetical criminals to betray one another when they have no ostensible reason to. There’s probably some kind of Venn diagram for their potential responses which explains it pretty well but basically if one defects (ie. they rat on their buddy) they win big, and the other loses big. But what about shoppers?